map: Sleazy Cleveland

[Flickr/Kevin M]

A bona fide rock and roll city (and not just because it houses the music genre’s hall of fame), Cleveland is a great place to let your hair down and maybe even have it pulled to boot. Clevelanders know there’s much debauchery to be experienced in The Forest City, whether ogling gals at Amber’s Cabaret, getting spanked at the Red Door Dungeon or dunking more teabags than Lipton at Powerhouse Pub’s Men of Steel. A night out at any of these places practically guarantees that something’s going to hurt come morning. Hand sanitizer is a beautiful thing…might as well stock up.

Zachary Feldman